Monday, March 26, 2012

Dear Kidneys and Bladder:

I would like to thank you for your efficient and timely processing of fluids.  It is not at all annoying to have to pee again on my way back from the bathroom from just peeing. And honestly, I dont enjoy sleeping that much, so the 11 times you woke me up last night...I forgive you. I just appreciate your timely removal of waste fluid.  And seriously, I enjoyed stopping three time on an hour trip (to pick up big A from 4H camp).  How else could I have enjoyed wading through the gas station owner's CHICKENS to get to their only bathroom...waaaay out back??  To be fair, they were nice chickens.

I am very much over the peeing.  Ironically, I'm so thirsty I have to have water on me ALL the time. The irony seems quite cruel to be honest.

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